Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bacon!

Q: Why don't bananas like to sunbathe? A: Coz they've a tendency to peel!

 

Q:What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach? A: A Tangent

 

Knock Knock             Who's there?               Summertime! Summertime who? Summertime you can be a big pest!

                                                           

                          

                                  

                                                                                             

                         

                                    

                                                                        

      

                                                               
                                                                                                 

                                                                                                         
                       

You Know its Summertime When...

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a. m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The potatoes cook underground,
so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt, and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice
to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.