1. Just because your girlfriends do it doesn't guarantee you're going to.
2. I can't go to school for you.
3. Is that what they teach you in college?
4. If you're not home by midnight you're sleeping in the pumpkin.
5. If you don't clean your room, I'll take pictures.
6. Can you at least clear me a path to your alarm clock?
7. Are you giving me the stink eye?
8. I heard that!
9. Just because I ask you a question doesn't mean I want an answer.
10. Have you lost your mind or did you just give it away?
11. Don't make me get up.
12. Go ahead, run away, see how far you get without your shoes.
13. Are you in love with the tv because you're close enough to kiss it.
14. Please don't kill your brother, that's just how boys are.
15. You know what happens to kids who pick on dogs, they go to bootcamp.
16. You couldn't have told me that yesterday?
17. You see these gray hairs? You did this to me.
18. I told you not to do that. See what happens when you don't listen?
19. What's it say in the Bible Sherry, Honor thy mother, right?
20. That's it! I'm going shopping!