 "Toto...I
have a feeling
we're not in Kansas any more."
I could while away the hours, conferrin'
with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while my
thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only
had a brain. I'd unravel every riddle
for any individ'le, In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin' you
could be another Lincoln If you only had
a brain. Oh, I could tell you
why The ocean's
near the shore. I could think
of things I never
thunk before. And then I'd sit, and think
some more. I would not be just a nothin'
my head all full of stuffin' My heart
all full of pain. I would dance and
be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
When a man's an empty
kettle he
should
be on his mettle, And yet I'm
torn apart. Just because I'm presumin'
that I could be kind-a-human, If I only
had heart. I'd be tender - I'd be gentle
and awful sentimental Regarding Love
and Art.I'd be friends with the sparrows...
and the boys who shoots the arrows If I
only had a heart.Picture me - a balcony.
Above a voice sings low. Wherefore art
thou, Romeo?
I hear a beat....How sweet.
Just to register
emotion, jealousy - devotion,
And really feel the part. I
could stay young
and chipper and I'd lock it with
a zipper,
If I only had a heart.
Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy,
When you're born
to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve. But I
could show my prowess, be a lion
not a mou-ess If I only had the nerve.
I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just
a dandelion, A fate I don't deserve.
I'd be brave as a blizzard....
I'd be
gentle as a lizard.... I'd be clever
as a gizzard.... If the Wizard is a
Wizard who will serve. Then I'm
sure to get a brain, a heart, a home, the nerve!
If I were King of the Forest,
Not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest,
would
be satin, not cotton, not
chintz.
I'd command each thing,
be it fish or fowl.
With a woof
and a woof and
a royal growl - woof.
As I'd click my heel, all the
trees
would kneel. And the mountains
bow
and the bulls kowtow. And the sparrow
would take wing - If I - If I - were King!
Each rabbit would show respect to me. The
chipmunks genuflect to me. Though my tail
would lash, I would show compash For every
underling! If I-If I- were King! Just King
Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow
the Yellow Brick Road. Follow, follow,
follow, follow,
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Follow the
Yellow Brick, Follow the Yellow
Brick, Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
We're off to see the Wizard, The
Wonderful Wizard of Oz. You'll
find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever
a Wiz! there was. If ever oh ever a Wiz!
there was The Wizard of Oz is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the wonderful things he does.
We're off to see the Wizard.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
L. Frank Baum,
the author of the original Oz books
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All I Really Know I Learned From
The Wizard Of Oz
Imagination can take you anywhere,
even over the rainbow
Sometimes you have to leave home to find it
Follow the yellow brick road-but be ready for a detour
Faith, hope and love can work wonders,
but ruby slippers can't hurt either
When friends stick together, they can work miracles
Having the courage to ask for what you want is half the battle
"Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable"
The grass is always greener on the other side of the rainbow
All you need is right there inside of you
Keep home in your heart and you can always return to it
When you go out into the world, remember to stand up for yourself,
but always be kind to the little guys.
By Robert Fulgum
 
  
 
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